In development

The Asian Parent's Guide To The Universe

The flagship grown-up title and the book the whole publisher is named after in spirit. Affectionate, self-directed, and completely straight about the thing underneath the joke.

Status
In development
Reader
Grown-ups
Format
Illustrated guide
Teaches
Everything, allegedly, and immediately

The joke is the delivery. The position is real: expect a lot from a child early, hand them material that is actually true, and keep handing it to them.

Written by somebody who grew up on the receiving end of exactly this and turned out fine, mostly, and who still answers the doorway question every single day without being asked.